can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is SO important
It’s really a bit fucked up though, because these guys stare at this other dudes butt, thinking it’s a girls ass, but once they realize that it isn’t, they suddenly get all pissy and acting like it’s the dudes fault for wearing yoga pants and looking like a girl, and not the fact that it’s their own damn fault for staring in the first place. I find that to be some dumb, backwards thinking, to be honest…
Imagine the reactions that’d come from the guys though if it was actually a girl calling them out on staring at their junk, it’d be some different shit…
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
I think we all thought that
ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said
i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room
George WashingDONE with your attitude
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is